I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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