Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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