so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Randomize
