just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Don't tell me you're on acid again
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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