and you said cock pushups were impossible
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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