we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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