They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The beer is more important than you right now.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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