So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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