do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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