So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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