Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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