the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I fill condoms, not promises.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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