So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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