I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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