I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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