Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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