How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I see more hoeing in ur future
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