if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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