So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Welp...herpes.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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