I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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