last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
