How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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