there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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