ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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