she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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