bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
My boob is missing a layer of skin
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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