South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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