she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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