Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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