my mouth tastes like poor choices
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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