i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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