omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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