Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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