I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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