remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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