I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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