I can text with my tongue
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My breasts were aching with rage.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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