YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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