You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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