STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
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Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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