I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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