so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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