I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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