$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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