quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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