Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Your cock deserves a montage
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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