i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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