But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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