I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I intend to get homeless drunk
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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