Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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