My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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