What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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