I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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