people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I had to cum in my sink.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
