so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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