I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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