Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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