I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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